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Daniel on time out for mooning people on the trampoline...................... and he's back in the game!

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Curtis: All hail Scorpius! It's up here somewhere.

When teaching the Activity Days girls at church about constellations.

Daniel: Lucy still doesn't have her seat belt oN!

Mom: Dan help Lucy get her seatbelt on

Daniel: Lu, if you don't put it on you'll get a slapping. The slapping will begin in 5-4-3-2..

Daniel: You can't hypnotize me with your "adult" food!

(on how he plans to reject my offer of toast with peanut butter and jam)

Mom: Lucy what is your picture about?
Lucy: Jesus healing the 10 Leprechauns....?

Lucy: Can you snap my nails?
Mom: Clip?
Lucy: No. Snap!

Lucy: These tights are making me busy!
Mom: Itchy?
Lucy: Yeah

Mom: What was your favorite part of scouts tonight?
Lucy: The Holly Hoopt! (hula hoop)

Lucy: "And Mom! Someday I'll be a mama and have a big bum!"

me: oooh I need to stop and get some gas but dang I don't wanna take the time... hmmm
Lucy: Just do your best Mama

me: Sometimes I can relate to Ms Hannigan

Curt: who?

me: you know, from Annie.

Curt: Annie? Isn't she that baby clown? With... the moles?"

(I think he's trying to describe Raggety Ann with her freckles... but really?! I haven't laughed this hard in forever)

"Mom... I need help. I need help. Oh... I helped myself." Lucy

"For future Mother's Day try to have the dishwasher unloaded." Curtis

"Mama. I'm snuggle." Lucy as she crawls into bed with us early in the morning.

"Drop your weapons and open your scriptures." Mom (pretty much every night)

Mom: "and so like it says in the movie Spiderman, "With great power comes great responsibility." Jonah (who was very hungry): "And with great food comes great fullness."

"In a perfect world I would have all 10 ten fingers on my left hand and my right hand would be a fist for punching!!" Dwight Shrute

Jonah: "Ask me again later when I don't feel like lying."

More Quotes:

Jonah, quizzing Lu: "Lucy, how old are you?" Lucy: "I GOOD!!!"

"The prayers of all good people are good." from "My Antonia" by Willa Cather

"More white butter please!" -Daniel asking for sour cream

"Mom, the wean is gone! I killed the wean, I just chopped it down! (Hand making chopping motion) - Jonah, age 3, on why he can still nurse.

"That's sick... Can I have some?" Isaac " And the moral of the story of Korihor is... look both ways when begging." Jonah

"Could I have a scramboiled egg?" Daniel

"Being a parent is like looking in a big, ugly mirror all the time!!" Cath

"Peace People!" Daniel at the end of his scripture in primary, hands raised with 2 peace signs.

Mom "I love the smell of limes. They are an aphrodisiac." Jonah "Isn't that like a famous lady rapper from France?"

"I wonder if when bears see brown people they think they are wotten." Daniel waxing philosophical after eating some pancakes that were "too dark" for his liking.

(thoughtfully) You know that Billie Jean? Well even though she was screaming in public I kinda feel sorry for her. Because Michael Jackson is her baby's Dad!!" Daniel

mom: Dan, what are you doing?

Dan: Putting on a dragon costume so Isaac and Christian can try to slay me

mom: Who's idea was that?

Dan: Mine

mom: OK, well, as long as they are gentle with you

Dan: Oh yeah, they'll be gentle. And if they're not, Bam(explosion noise), dead by you! -All said in the cutest Daniel voice.

"I'm rooting for the Pittsburg Penquins because I like their costumes...?" "You mean uniforms?" Exchange between Curt and Cath- you can guess who said what.

"How about you can't be so cheap but you can be a bit cheap." Isaac clarifying the rules while the boys play brawl

"Mom...I....saw a ghost in there." Daniel on why I shouldn't go into the bathroom to see if he flushed.

"Think of the viewers!" Jonah to Lucy while trying to get to laugh for the camera.

"You're such a hogger talker." Isaac

"Mom, you gotta stop putting that ice pak in my lunch because I never bonk my head at school." Daniel

Deep Thoughts...

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” I said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?” “Well,” said Coach, “you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.” It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on.

Books So Good We Read Them Again

3 Cups of Tea- Greg Mortenson
A Room with a View- EM Forster
A to Z Mysteries- Ron Roy
Arthur's First Sleepover- this book makes us laugh so hard
Bellwether- Connie Willis
Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs
Children of the Promise Series- Dean Hughes
Enchantment- Orson Scott Card
Enders Series- Card
Goodnight Moon- never get tired of that one
Gordon Kormon- anything but MacDonald Hall are the best
Harry Potter- whole family fav
Memorial Day- Vince Flynn
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Pride and Prejudice- of course!!!
Raising Your Spirited Child-Kurcinka
Siblings Without Rivalry- Adele Faber
Skippy Jon Jones
The Book of Mormon and New Testament
The Boxcar Children Series
The Goose Girl- Shannon Hale
The Hungar Games- LOVED it!
The Twilight Series- but don't listen to it on tape- very awk
The Warriors Series- Jonah LOVES these
To Kill a Mockingbird- Harper Lee
Trouble with Trolls- Jan Brett
Yearning for the Living God- Enzio Bushe

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

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2 Nephi 31:20

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